The only thing scarier than the blue screen of death is the announcement that you are not who you say you are, deadbeat, and if you don't cough up that password you will be taken out and shot. Which at that hour of the night is almost a wished-for event.
Chrome kept asking me to sign in to YouTube, and I kept staring at that and thinking, don't I have to sign OUT first? Took me an hour to realize that yes, I did have a YouTube password, and I had actually written it down. No, no, they said. We can't accept that. You need to sign in.
This morning I tried again. Slowly. Read all the words. Went to the room they told me to go to, where someone cyberly chuckled and said, heh. heh. This happens. It's our fault, but you have to fix it from your end.
One page at a time, tiptoeing through all the clicks and allows and "yes please" and "not a chance" questions. They sent me, finally, a confirmation number, and then I signed in one last time.
And there was my beloved History, my YouTube stuff, my familiars. yay.