Brought to you by the good folks who last year on their church marquee proclaimed, "BLESS GOD, AMERICA"--this year they ask us, "IF GOD CARRIED A WALLET, WOULD YOUR PICTURE BE IN IT?"
It is hard to imagine the mind that could imagine God carrying a wallet in the first place. Strange questions arise.
Does he have credit cards?
How much cash would God carry?
What about a driver's license?
Insurance?
Thursday, December 2, 2010
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Maybe he carries a blackberry for internet access?? Maybe he was Marfark?????????
ReplyDeletei love the idea of God using a blackberry
ReplyDeletehavent thought of marfark in years, and with any luck it will be years more before his name comes up, lol.
no one is marfark, he is a figment of his own imagination...
I dunno about the whole wallet thing, but I'll bet he's never without a pen.
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be a fountain pen, Cross, maybe, gold filled. And one of those nice leather (no 'ette' for god, nossir) notebooks for his appointments.
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