Life is too short: eat dessert instead
I would like to have a goat.
Not sure how much goat poo would be worth on the open market, though. This thing is hysterical, and Im trying to picture someone with a herd of cows, out there with a poo scooper, er...scooping...
You don't scoop up cow poo. you bring the cows in to milk them. There is a gadget called a stsntion that you lock their head in, The girls are very particular, and use the stantion. If you are lucky enough to have a cement floor woth a poop gutter in it, they just do their thing, when you finish milking, just tske a water hose and wash the gutter out. We had a dirt floor in our barn, We hept a shovel handy.
Er, click the little link at the bottom of my post that says (Poo Pack)