Life is too short: eat dessert instead
I'm pretty sure I've applied all of these to "chocolate bars" in the last few months.
annnnd potato chips, ice cream, oh one more cookie...why yes, thank you I'll have another...
Nevermore! Or maybe it is more. Especially if, like Alice says, it involves chocolate.
Chocolate or cheesecake or even popcorn. There is indeed too much at times, but never enough, overall...