Life is too short: eat dessert instead
Ooh, sounds interesting! We don't get Town House crackers in this part of the world, what are they like? Sweet or savoury? Thick or thin?https://tasmanialainen.wordpress.com/
they are a commercial cracker, very light, slightly salty, buttery and a bit bland, not very large. a soda cracker might do the trick, if you have something similar to that. and after all, half the fun is in the testing (wink wink)
Not up my alley, I think. Ritz & peanut butter is writer's fuel.
This from a man who espouses french fried fig newtons. huh. I love Ritz and anything, but lately they've gotten so fragile they crumble in the unopened stack. They could still be used with peanut butter, but it would be more of a peanut butter crumble, one spoon at a time.