Tuesday, February 12, 2013

People Should Come With Warning Labels

This side up
fragile, handle with care
do not disturb
smoke detector
For external use only
Batteries not included
shake well before using
do not open if package has been tampered with
No Trespassing
No poaching
proceed with caution
no unathorized personnel beyond this point
dead end/private drive
through traffic
local traffic only
roadwork ahead
blind driveway
No turns
do not feed the bears
surveillance cameras in use
follow all package directions carefully


  1. This was wonderfully clever, it made me smile! I think you may be on to something here. I know some folks who really should be required to wear warning labels, maybe that could be a new form of criminal punishment... or not so new, recalling "The Scarlett Letter." :-)

  2. maybe an entire line of tshirts?